Title: Special Hell
Author: vespalicious
Characters/Pairings: Sylar, Adam Monroe
Rating: PG
Warnings: I attempted to not be too cracky with it, but I don't know if I quite succeeded at that or having this make any sort of sense or just..not failing in general XD.
Summary: The Company decided their top level security cells just weren't doing the trick.
Author's Notes: Idea courtesy of metatarsus, and also requested by vanitashaze in the Adam request thread at saltandsaffron and ALSO inspired by Good Omens.

( Cherub print surely had to be far itchier than regular, inoffensive prints, like argyle. Or plaid. Or just solid color knits for that matter. )

Title: The West Lyle Virus
Author: vespalicious
Rating: PG-13 (for innuendo and WTF-ery)
Pairing: WEST LYLE VIRUS. (West/Lyle/Shanti/Claude/Pigeons)- OFFICIAL SHIP NAME DAMMIT. and mentions of Chaire (CLAIRE/CHANDRA)
Spoilers: NONE.
Warnings: CRACK This is definitely crack!!
Summary: What horrors Claire hath wrought. An epidemic of epic proportions has officially been released.
Notes: Did I mention this was crack?


( Claire would never be able to live this one down. )

Title: The Evolutionary Imperative of Thanksgiving
Author: vespalicious
Characters/Pairings: Bob, Elle, Mohinder, HRG, Hiro, Adam, Angela, Sandra, Lyle (mentioned), Claire (mentioned), Mr. Muggles, Matt, Nathan, Peter (mention), West, Chandra, Sylar. No real pairings, but there is a mention of Petrellicest.
Rating: PG
Warnings: THIS IS CRACK.
Spoiler alert: There are references to things that have happened up to and including 2.09 Cautionary Tales.
Summary: It's Thanksgiving Day, and the Heroes would like to think that they put the 'FUN' in dysfunctional family, but perhaps that's too much of a claim.
Author's Notes: It's been ages since I wrote..any sort of fic whatsoever so if this travels into realms of FAIL never yet explored, I deeply apologize. Also, Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate!

So I bring to you, Festive Thanksgiving Crack.

( Crack? But I want some damn pie! )

Title: DO NOT WANT.
Rating: Er.. PG-13?! XD
Author: vespalicious
WARNINGS: This is done entirely for fun here. CRACK!FIC.
Notes: Ok. The "Mohinduhr" business is part of some inside joke sort of things about alternate incarnations of Mohinder Suresh that are less than intelligent. BECAUSE THEY EXIST. TRUST ME. And this is by no means insulting Mylar fans. I IZ BEING CRACKTASTIC.

( SHAKE THAT GROOVE THANG. )