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vespalicious @ 2009-07-13T21:28:00

2009-07-14T01:28:21Z

Sort me like your life depends on it.

☆the SORTING HAT meme☆

vespalicious @ 2009-07-11T23:45:00

2009-07-12T03:45:27Z

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS ON MY LAST POST.

And a meme. For old time's sake.

❝the HARRYPOTTER meme❞

vespalicious @ 2009-07-04T22:43:00

2009-07-05T02:43:27Z

So I'm bored. And the fireworks are far too loud for me to attempt getting caught up with RP (cannot. concentrate.) So I bring to you:

ANONYMOUS CONFESSION MEME

My anon commenting is on and IP logging is off.

Say a confession, a thought, anything at all. What do you want to tell me? What do you want to tell someone else?

Anything goes!

(I'll more than likely reply back.)

vespalicious @ 2009-07-04T17:44:00

2009-07-04T21:46:26Z

When watching episode 16 of Soul Eater, I noticed something was.. SLIGHTLY ASKEW with some of the subtitles.

Yep. That's right.

I got subtitle!cracked.

The first watching of it resulted in me being like 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' and the second, I noticed there seemed to actually be a cohesive sort of story behind these subtitles.

I WILL NOW PRESENT TO YOU, THE ALTERNATE VERSION OF EPISODE 16 OF SOUL EATER.

I didn't screencap every last bit but I will fill in the lines/general idea of what was going on as it was being presented like this.

The first part of the ep was normalish.

But here, it begins.

Our protagonist Death the Kid is shown skateboarding IN MIDAIR over the ocean because he's a BAMF. And the child molester sun - as DTK himself referred to it in a screencap which HAS GONE MISSING ON ME - ? It's so symmetrical that he gets a little carried away.

He's even speaking in rainbows.

Until Crona flies past with A BRAND NEW PAIR OF WINGS courtesy of Ragnarok, Inc. Death the Kid's rainbow reverie is shattered, so he offers a very pressing question to everyone.

DTK YOU KNOW IT'S MORE UNUSUAL TO FLY AROUND WITH A SKATEBOARD THAN WINGS, YOU KNOW?

I suppose this was meant to serve as an introduction to our first protagonist in the story.

Now, on to our second.. uh.. pro..tagonist...?

Medusa, the school nurse, is doing what she does on a typical sort of non-evil day.

Maka comes to see her with an illness so Medusa shows off her vast diagnostic expertise.

Medusa is clearly jealous that she herself does not have laserbeam powers resulting from inflammation of the eyeball.

Medusa is quite pleased after unlocking one of medicine's greatest mysteries, however Maka has something else to say about this.

Maka leaves, getting in one last jab, although no one knows who this Melia is, either a pet name for Medusa or maybe it's an imaginary friend of hers that chills around Medusa and gives her crappy medical advice that Medusa takes credit for.

WHO KNOWS?

But then Stein dropped in, and there was lots of small talk about, you know, the usual. Maka. Accusations of being a witch.

THE USUAL THING THAT A SUITOR WOULD DO.

But little does he know, Medusa is soon to be wed.

She does, so she offers some form of condolences.

'TO BE WED?' you say?! TO WHO? WHEN? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Stein suspects something, and it takes Sid serving as the stage manager to get his ass in gear.

Meanwhile, Medusa chats it up with Eruka (who for some reason she refers to as Elk even though Eruka's animal is a frog, not an elk. MAYBE IT WAS A VERY ELK-LIKE FROG WHO KNOWS)

Medusa hopes all she did was talk to him. But who is this mysterious boyfriend? Hint - Medusa is not sexxing up the building every night even though this cap would lead you to believe that's the case.

But I bet it made her think twice about that unprotected sex, didn't it!? As a school nurse who preaches about condom use, she doesn't believe in taking her own advice.

At least she still wants to go along with the wedding. Otherwise? Her boyfriend would be crushed.

(Another hint: Medusa's boyfriend is not the sun. It was previously stated that the sun's inclinations renders Medusa way too old for him.)

So all is well there and Medusa prepares for her wedding.

Meanwhile, there are forces at work that don't want this wedding to happen.

Sid and Nygus, just chilling outside of Medusa's.. uh.. bridal suite are trying to gather information, and Sid attempts to brainstorm ways to stop the wedding from happening.

Including suggesting 'I'm going in' .. to Medusa's boyfriend.

To which Nygus warned 'Be careful.'

Why should he be so careful? NYGUS. ANSWER ME THIS.

SO MEDUSA MIGHT BE DATING A TRAP. Or what Nygus thinks is a trap. I think Nygus got her definition of trap mixed up unless that could also be someone that appears male but is stashing female parts.

Sid seems to be distraught at the idea of traps, so they look around some more.

The eyeball is the priest. Or a witness. Or maybe Medusa just likes this creepy stuff at her wedding, the kinky devil that she is.

Yet you do it anyways, Sid. Yet you do it anyways.

Eruka meanwhile notices something's up and sends in some bombs to stop Sid and Nygus from their WEDDING-MEDDLING AFFAIRS. They go off, Sid and Nygus scatter, and all is well.

For now.

You tell 'em.

But still. What of this mysterious boyfriend? Who is it?

Maybe Shinigami can help answer these questions.

Can it be?

Do I even need words for this one? I can't manage them. I really can't.

SO NOW WE KNOW WHO THE BOYFRIEND IS.

EVEN SHINIGAMIS NEED TO WRAP IT UP. DTK, seriously, condoms can be symmetrical too.

As the father of the groom, Shinigami has some fantastic pre-wedding advice for his son.

And our story concludes, with a question that only time itself will be able to answer.

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2009-06-29T09:25:54Z

Impending Crona is near. APPROACHING EVER SO QUICKLY IN THE NIGHT.

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2009-06-23T07:41:31Z

Words post still in the works. Huge tl;dr omg. And I want to be something fantastic. Somehow.

vespalicious @ 2009-06-21T15:41:00

2009-06-21T19:41:23Z

The How's My Driving? Meme

/SIGHS

/goes to take a nap

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2009-06-20T23:04:38Z

LMFAO BUT CRONA HAS NO ALCOHOLIC AFFILIATION WHATSOEVER

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2009-06-20T22:57:51Z

Well I have a crack Crona LJ name BUT THAT WILL NOT DO. cronawithlime /sobs forever

PIMPING THIS.

2009-06-19T06:55:03Z

JUST AS I'M HEADING OFF TO BED. I slept like 2 hours last night. I think I'm due for some.

vespalicious @ 2009-06-12T01:51:00

2009-06-12T05:51:51Z

HONESTY MEME

Hair pictures forthcoming, ALL F-LOCKED.

Also? Soul Eater has consumed my subconscious in unspeakable ways containing dreams in the form of REALLY BAD PUNS.

Case in point? The dream I keep having of Crona stuck in a giant glass. And Ragnarok tosses some lime in there.

AND THEN SHOUTS 'CRONA WITH LIME'

.....

Really now. Really now.

I'm just going to ignore the implications this makes about my brain and say that it really means 'WORK ON YOUR APP.' Or something.

vespalicious @ 2009-06-03T03:07:00

2009-06-03T07:08:27Z

Okay.

So I'm probably going to have to change my hair for now for job purposes. x.x Which I'm entirely not a fan of doing but if I do?

I have a poll. And some images.

AND

We got both light(ish) blonde and black.

View Poll: Hair Color

Also, this probably will also need a new hairstyle. Any suggestions? (Even from the pictures that I linked - yeah they're all me)

Voice Post

2009-05-30T05:59:50Z

ALSO.

2009-05-21T20:54:28Z

The How's My Driving? Meme

MUSIC MEME

2009-04-27T20:14:02Z

Stolen from lumy12 and sephygirl

Step 1. Put your playlist on random.
Step 2. Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. NO GOOGLING.

1. "She was a fast machine; she kept her motor clean." YOU SHOOK ME by AC/DC. Guessed by bwhahahabeck.
2. "The jones comes in late at night; it hits with a terrible bite."
3. "You can find her scratching around in the dark; just another candle chasing a spark."
4. "Imagine in your mind a posh country club; the stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed."
5. "Open the skies over me; I am waiting patiently." EXO-POLITICS by Muse. Guessed by midnightdream__
6. "What's with these homies dissin' my girl?; Why do they gotta front?" BUDDY HOLLY by Weezer. Guessed by neonsoap
7. "I'm tired of boys who make me cry; they cheat on me and they tell me lies." GAY BOYFRIEND by the Hazzards. Guessed by bwhahahabeck
8. "This town was built on muddy stilts; By the lunatic parade."
9. "Hey it's alright my life has never been a bed of roses; This way's better for me."
10. "There's a crack in the mirror; And a bloodstain on the bed."
11. "I get high on a buzz; Then a rush when I'm plugged in you." STRICT MACHINE by Goldfrapp. Guessed by bwhahahabeck
12. "Making time, shooting lines; For people to believe in."
13. "It seems so obvious there's something up with us; I swear I feel it from across the room." INSIDE OF YOU by Hoobastank. Guessed by bwhahahabeck
14. "You could follow logic or contest it all; The work solution makes the common house a home."
15. "With the error that's in my mind and in my soul; I'm driving blind."
16. "Lock eyes from across the room; Down my drink while the rhythms boom." JIZZ IN MY PANTS by The Lonely Island. Guesed by bwhahahabeck
17. "What on earth went wrong just tell me what went wrong; Can't understand just how you feel."
18. "I can't get over you (x2); I can't hide from you (x2)."
19. "Well she said I know but I just can't tell; Everything you've just been saying."
20. "I can handle this but I can't handle anything else; Its my own mistake its based on me and not on my grades."
21. "Last night she said: 'Oh baby I feel so down. Oh it turns me off, when I feel left out." LAST NIGHT by the Strokes. Guessed by midnightdream__
22. "Every night devise new heights in genocide; Lover I am loveless."
23. "It's not easy having yourself a good time; Greasing up those bets and betters watching out they don't four-letter." I CAN'T DECIDE by Scissor Sisters. Guessed by tash_dragon
24. "With the kids sing out the future; Maybe kids don't need the masters."
25. "Lot of knots, lot of snags; Lot of holes, lot of cracks, lot of crags."

vespalicious @ 2009-04-24T03:37:00

2009-04-24T07:37:46Z

First off?

Anonymous comments are enabled. IP logging IS OFF.

Unlike the HMD memes so far so might as well give this a shot.

Basically, i want honest opinions of my characters. Haruhara Haruko (vespaed), Adam Monroe (oh_immortal), and Angela Petrelli (musthavesocks), and I want to take away any form of feeling hesitant to do so 'cause I'm a mod or something like that. Which, if someone told me my characterization sucked and I knew who it was, I wouldn't get all wanky and kick anyone out anyway because that's just not how I roll. I want to improve. I'm probably going to respond back, asking for clarification if need be. Either tonight or when I get these. Work schedule FTMFL.

I want to feel less hesitant about jumping in with my characters at places for thinking that they fail and all the positive feedback I got is only because I'm a mod and people aren't sure if they can be upfront without me freaking. I've had enough negative, however, to know that my characters might just be a problem that needs fixing.

I.. would not freak about that, the truthful feedback thing.

But just so everything's fairly comfortable here.

Give me what you have to say. If by some strange chance I screwed up with turning on anon/turning off ip logging, just tell me and I'll fix it. I followed the instructions so it SHOULD be fine but in the off-chance.. I want to do this right.

vespalicious @ 2009-04-23T21:25:00

2009-04-24T01:25:50Z

ANON MEME

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2009-04-22T08:18:24Z

Please be nice out today. PLEASE BE FUCKING NICE OUT.

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2009-04-17T22:32:18Z

IF ANYONE CAN POST A WANTED NAOTA FROM FLCL OR ANY FLCL CHAR AT APP_THIS_PLZ FOR ME ILUFOREVER

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2009-03-11T15:50:30Z

MY GUMMYBEARS ARE SWEATING. THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL.

BRINGING SEXY BACK.

2009-02-09T06:16:56Z

vespalicious @ 2009-02-05T00:38:00

2009-02-05T05:38:53Z

Because I'm a skank ass bitch ho. *cry*

∞ the How's My Driving? meme ∞

vespalicious @ 2009-01-22T02:15:00

2009-01-22T07:15:20Z

Jesse is sexy.

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2008-11-21T08:18:11Z

Insomnia? GTFO PLZKTHX

SO ABOUT THAT ARTHUR PETRELLI DUDE

2008-11-12T20:49:10Z

HI. FOR ANYONE ON MY FLIST WHO LIKES HEROES AS WELL AS RPG'S.

SO THERE'S THIS LITTLE GAME KNOWN AS plutoix WHICH ALL OF YOU SHOULD JOIN BUT YOU KNOW -

WE REALLY NEED AN ARTHUR PETRELLI FOR THE GAME. SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO APP HIM - WE HAVE AN ACTIVE ANGELA (I SHOULD KNOW SINCE, WELL. I SORT OF AM ANGELA?!)

ANYONE? ANYONE? xaverie? metatarsus?! YEAH OK I SORT OF SINGLED YOU TWO OUT SINCE I KNOW YOU BOTH RP HEROES AND AREN'T ALREADY PLAYING ANYONE THERE WHO'D HAVE TO INTERACT WITH HIM MUCH. :|